—
i know many people find natural bodies
without aid of chemical-laden deodorants
repulsive, and i understand
but i will not go along blindly,
i just won’t. it isn’t polite
but so what? there are plenty of other
senses and i look okay, i mostly
keep quiet, there’s no need
for anyone to touch me
or lick me
so if all i am doing
wrong
is stinking
then i say again
so what?
—
i’ll tell you what i find offensive –
nearly every time i enter a public place
like a restaurant or a store of any type
i am assaulted by horrible music –
terrible, ugly, banal, abrasive music
that is designed, not for anyone to like,
but for no one to dislike so much
that it disrupts their eating or shopping.
well let me tell ya
it offends me.
—
music is my thing, aural perception
is my forte, and it pains me
to endure some of the most vile music
in the world just to get served
some steak or some greens
or get coffee on the fly
but that’s fine
i don’t need to be served
i can prepare my own food
but of course
the grocer too
insists upon playing wretched music-like
abominations of sound
so my dinner often has a tinge
of disgust in it
unless first i can wash my ears
with silence or music of some substance
so i do not apologize for stinking
in public from time to time.
—
if my stench offends, i will only see you
in passing and you’ll figure out a way
to forgive me or forget it
or you’ll hang on to it
and tell your people all about the guy
at the store that smelled like a pile
of moldering gym socks
either way i don’t care
you’re a grown-up
you can do
as you see fit.
but i’m not sorry.
—
why would i apologize for being myself?
and trust me, if you want to tell me to my face
that i stink, go right ahead.
a few years back a young friend of mine
i had been spending lots of time with
said to me in my car,
dude, before we do anything else today
we need to go to your house so you can
wash up and change your shirt.
and i thanked him for having the courtesy
to tell me that my stink was bugging him.
i live with my stink,
i like it, so i don’t know
when a little muskiness has turned into
outright disgusting pit-funk.
how refreshing it was to get called out
on it by a friend! so you, a stranger,
can tell me i stink and i’ll probably
laugh and say,
okay, i know, thanks, by the way
i think you’re wearing too much make-up.
or too much cologne, or whatever it is
i think about you on first sight.
as long as we’re strangers being candid
then no one has any reason to be upset.
we’ll walk away from each other
equally amused and the only real crime
will have been the horror-show
of the store’s satellite radio feed
chipping incessantly away at my
peace of mind. if i knew that you
hated the music too then maybe
we could be friends.
—
all because i refuse to play along
with the silly game of unnatural
odor-obsessed politeness
and you had the guts
to confront me.
—
GJK
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